Tuesday, March 19, 2013

A Moment of Silence For Jason Terry by Deron Butler

We are gathered here today to say goodbye to Jason Eugene Terry, who was unceremoniously dunked by Miami Heat superstar LeBron James in 105-103 victory over the Boston Celtics. He was an NBA Champion with the Dallas Mavericks and he went by the nickname "The Jet", which now solely belongs to the original jet and NBA on TNT correspondent, Kenny "The Jet" Smith. Sadly, Terry will not be flying high like he once was, for the jet has been put inside his hangar, never to soar again. On a side note, let us remember the epicness that was the LeBron poster dunk on Terry.  I'm Deron Butler, leaving you with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=asWAZpf7oaM

Saturday, March 16, 2013

21 Games Later...By Deron Butler

What started as a win over Toronto back in February, has become an historical feat that many are taking notice of. The Miami Heat currently have a 21 win game streak, higher than the last defending NBA Championship team to do so, which were the Boston Celtics back in 2009.  The Heat also hold the third longest streak record behind the Houston Rockets' 22 win game streak in 2008, and the Los Angeles Lakers' 33 win game streak in 1972. Tomorrow, the Heat will face the Toronto Raptors at 1pm on Sun Sports and Monday against the Boston Celtics, who aren't impressed with their streak...or so Paul Pierce believes. Well, I'm not one to brag and such sometimes but the Heat have already eclipsed the Celtics' streak by 2 games, not that it wouldn't mean anything but it's something to point out at the least. Just how far will this streak go, is entirely up to the Heat. They control their own destiny now that they're on top of the Eastern Conference and the NBA as far as overall records go. For homework, watch the Heat take on the Raptors tomorrow at 1 on Sun Sports and on Monday against the Celtics at 8. I'm Deron Butler telling you to streak...with your clothes on.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Miami Heat's Harlem Shake



Last week, your beloved Miami Heat team took time out of their schedule and practice to have a little fun in the form of the popular internet dance craze called "The Harlem Shake". In the video, we see Chris Andersen doing his best bird impression while Heat players stretch out. Once the music stops for a moment, and picks up again, we see LeBron James dressed as king, Dwyane Wade (with a bear costume head) dressed as Kanye West, Mario Chalmers as Super Mario (obviously), Udonish Haslem in a firefighter's helmet, blazer jacket, shorts, and a championship belt, Norris Cole in what looks like pajama overalls, Chris Bosh with a boombox, shades, cowboy hat, and pajamas, while everyone else are wearing Rey Myseterio masks and sombreros. Overall, the video was pretty funny and I recommend you all to watch it as homework, while watching the Heat take on the New York Knicks today at 1 on ABC. I'm Deron Butler, telling you to do the Harlem Shake.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Celebrating 25 Years of Miami Heat by Deron Butler

It seemed like yesterday when it was announced back in 1988, that Miami would have its very own NBA Franchise. Who knew that from that fateful year, it would span thousands of people filling up the Miami Arena and later the American Airlines Arena, to cheer on one of the most exciting and talked about teams in the league? Twenty-five years and two championships later, Miami has hit the quarter century mark in their tenure in the NBA. As an avid Miami Heat fan, I am very thrilled to be a part of something historical, and can look back at all the memorable moments in Heat history. From the early days with Rony Seikaly, Sherman Douglas, Steve Smith, Glen Rice, John Crotty, and Bimbo Coles to being playoff contenders during the Alonzo Mourning and Tim Hardaway era to the championship years with Dwyane Wade, Shaquille O'Neal, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James, there's been a lot of history and fund moments in Heat history and lore. Who could forget the heated rivalry between the Heat and the New York Knicks in the late 90s, or Miami's first trip to the finals against the Dallas Mavericks in 2006? Or how about the arrival of Dwyane Wade as superstar when he hit the buzzer beater in Game 1 of the 2004 NBA Playoffs First Round against the New Orleans Hornets? The 25th Anniversary of the Miami Heat is capped off with fans voting for amazing moments in Heat history from game winning shots, to emphatic blocks, to thunderous dunks. It should be also mentioned that former Heat players such as Brian Grant, Eddie Jones, Alonzo Mourning, and Tim Hardaway have all been honored by the Miami Heat organization during halftime at many Heat games. Much is to say about other moments in Heat history would be looking back to 1997, where the Heat won Game 7 over the Knicks in the Semi-Finals, and would later face Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls in their first appearance in the Eastern Conference Finals. Years later in 2006, and again in 2011 and 2012, the Heat would later become Eastern Conference Champions, defeating the Detroit Pistons, Chicago Bulls, and Boston Celtics respectively, but it was trips to the finals in '06 and 2012 against the Dallas Mavericks and the Oklahoma City Thunder, that would solidify Miami as not just NBA Champions, but also in an elite class of teams that have won more than one NBA Championship during their tenures in the league. There's much to celebrate for the Miami Heat's 25th Anniversary, who knows what will happen in the next 25 years? Will we see Dwyane Wade and LeBron James' jerseys hanging in rafters? Will the Heat carry on the winning tradition that was brought to this organization by Pat Riley and owner Micky Arison? Will Miami be recognized as a basketball city rather than just some vacation spot? Time well time in the future but for now, let's take time to appreciate the Heat, and many of its players, past and present, through the many years, ups and downs, and everything in between. For homework, brush up on some Heat history. You'll need it to increase your Heat pride. I'm Deron Butler, telling you to celebrate 25 years of Miami Heat greatness.

When Gremlins Stalk Royalty by Deron Butler


In my last post, in which I mentioned troubled and whack wannabe rapper Lil Wayne dissing the Heat, and getting banned from all NBA games and events, it turns out that "Weasel" Wayne seems to be stalking LeBron James around. How is it that someone, who intentionally made it known to the world that how much he hates the Miami Heat, Dwyane Wade, LeBron, Chris Bosh, and go on record about sleeping with his wife, only to go to 99 Jamz and "apologize" to the city for having done said all those things, and showing your rear end to the city that you now live in? Apparently, Wayne has been doubling or tripling his intake of Robitussin, or he may be out of his mind like he's always been but no matter the reason, it is no excuse (not even for an apology) for this disgrace to humanity to shame our city, and act like he's impervious and that he runs the city. But back to the subject, Apparently, Wayne has been courting behind LeBron James, trying to be his best friend, and get in the same circle with rap mogul, and co-owner of the Brooklyn Nets, Jay-Z. Though Wayne's attempts to be LeBron's buddy may be all ambitious and beneficial to him, it would not be for LeBron. According to sources, LeBron wants nothing to do Wayne. Every time Wayne has appeared in front of LeBron to get in his good graces, LeBron simply turns him away. It's good to know that LeBron does not want to be associated with trash and ignorance that Lil Wayne has brought on for many years. Why would he need Wayne, when he could have Jay-Z? And to quote NBA Legend Robert Parish with the comparison to Wayne to Jay-Z would be moving from "an outhouse" to "a penthouse". So why is Wayne still stalking LeBron like a jilted lover? Sooner or later, that stalking will grow into an unhealthy obsession that will spiral out of control, but of course, this is Lil Wayne we're talking about, his mindset is already warped, and would probably do idiotic, if not harmful things, just for the sake of attention. First, he disrespects Bosh and his wife, then goes to 99 Jamz (who shouldn't have let the roach in the building) to air out a worthless apology to the city of Miami, and LeBron, and now he's stalking him? All this over not getting any dap? As my girlfriend would say "Go play in traffic on the Rickenbacker Causeway!" For homework, I want all you fans to reach out to LeBron on his Twitter account @KingJames, and suggest to him that he should have a restraining order on Lil Wayne. It's just that simple, after all Lil Wayne is banned from NBA games, especially our home games. And if you want to listen to Wayne's sorry excuse of an apology, here's the video in its entirety through this link here. I'm Deron Butler, letting you know that there are no place for whack, untalented, wannabe rappers in the city of Miami.


Tuesday, February 19, 2013

No Basketball For Miserable Gremlins by Deron Butler







It's been a long while since I've updated this blog but it seems as though I can't ignore this trend that's going on right now that is the stupidity and ignorance that is Lil' Wayne and his hatred for all things NBA.  As many of you know, Lil' Wayne has been a fixture at many NBA games, including Heat games but lately, Wayne's presence has been more of an annoyance, rather than a convenience. In an article in Rolling Stone, Lil Wayne expressed his disgust for Heat players, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade, in which he was perturbed about not getting any "dap" from them during games or at least ask him why he is not rooting for them. As if he didn't have enough problems not getting his way, Wayne was kicked out of an Oklahoma City Thunder game because they didn't have front row seats to accommodate for him, to which Wayne took to his Twitter account and blast the Thunder by saying that "he hopes the Spurs beat the dog $#!% out of them". All this because he couldn't pay for a ticket like everyone else? Jump to February 10 of this year, when the Heat hosted the Los Angeles Lakers, in which Wayne found himself arguing amongst Heat fans for rooting for the Lakers (despite the fact that he attends many Heat games and not only lives in Miami but also has a mansion in Star Island). In another instance, while attending the Heat-Lakers game, Wayne had made a gun gesture at one of the fans, leading him to get escorted out of the arena. Wayne, once again, took to Twitter to take out his frustrations on the Heat by proclaiming how much he hates the team and would only root for the Lakers. Things then reached a boiling point when Wayne performed in Houston during All Star weekend, in which he truly showed his disdain for not only the Miami Heat, but also the entire NBA. In addition to telling everyone how much he despises the NBA, Wayne had the audacity to claim that he "slept with" Chris Bosh's wife, Adrienne. It's one thing to say you hate an organization and a team but it's another to say that you slept with someone's wife, and quite frankly, I have been sick of Lil Wayne, and his little tirade on the NBA, as well as for his music, and everything he says and does. Lil Wayne is nothing more than a small, miserable, little man with self-hate issues, and if he hates the Miami Heat so much, why does he live in Miami? I commend the NBA for banning Lil Wayne from all their games. If we can get the city of Miami to get rid of this pest, then pretty much everyone is going to follow suit, if it hasn't started already. Lil' Wayne simply has no class, no value, or any thought as to what he is going to say or do. He's simply a waste of time, an annoying spoiled brat that doesn't get his way, and will be irrelevant just like his YMCMB label. Bad things tend to happen to Lil' Wayne whenever he attends an NBA game, and banning him was great move. Maybe he should attend WNBA games instead...oh wait. For homework, and this should be very easy, I want you to endlessly support the Miami Heat and the NBA, just to shove it down the throat of this gremlin's negative aura. And for those of you who hate Lil Wayne, just trash his music, and everything this cockroach stands for. I'm Deron Butler, telling you that Lil Wayne will be irrelevant and everyone could breathe a lot more easier.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

The Heat Are Back And On A Roll by Deron Butler



It's been a long time, and I know I shouldn't have left you but...It's great to be back. The Miami Heat are off and they are more dominant than they have ever been. LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and  Chris Bosh are reloaded with added weapons in clutch 3 point shooter, Ray Allen, and All Star Rashard Lewis. Though Miami had some bumps in the road early on with their defense against teams like the New York Knicks and the Memphis Grizzlies,  the Heat rebounded, and managed to take back first place from the Knicks. As the season continues, Miami looks forward to continue their dominance, and well into the season, teams like the New Jersey Brooklyn Nets, Los Angeles Lakers, Oklahoma City Thunder, and especially the Knicks are looking to remove Miami from their throne as NBA Champions. For homework (and this is very easy), give time to appreciate the Miami Heat, and everything the players have done this season. I'm Deron Butler, telling that the Heat is just not on, it's scorching!