When Gremlins Stalk Royalty by Deron Butler

In my last post, in which I mentioned troubled and whack wannabe rapper Lil Wayne dissing the Heat, and getting banned from all NBA games and events, it turns out that "Weasel" Wayne seems to be stalking LeBron James around. How is it that someone, who intentionally made it known to the world that how much he hates the Miami Heat, Dwyane Wade, LeBron, Chris Bosh, and go on record about sleeping with his wife, only to go to 99 Jamz and "apologize" to the city for having done said all those things, and showing your rear end to the city that you now live in? Apparently, Wayne has been doubling or tripling his intake of Robitussin, or he may be out of his mind like he's always been but no matter the reason, it is no excuse (not even for an apology) for this disgrace to humanity to shame our city, and act like he's impervious and that he runs the city. But back to the subject, Apparently, Wayne has been courting behind LeBron James, trying to be his best friend, and get in the same circle with rap mogul, and co-owner of the Brooklyn Nets, Jay-Z. Though Wayne's attempts to be LeBron's buddy may be all ambitious and beneficial to him, it would not be for LeBron. According to sources, LeBron wants nothing to do Wayne. Every time Wayne has appeared in front of LeBron to get in his good graces, LeBron simply turns him away. It's good to know that LeBron does not want to be associated with trash and ignorance that Lil Wayne has brought on for many years. Why would he need Wayne, when he could have Jay-Z? And to quote NBA Legend Robert Parish with the comparison to Wayne to Jay-Z would be moving from "an outhouse" to "a penthouse". So why is Wayne still stalking LeBron like a jilted lover? Sooner or later, that stalking will grow into an unhealthy obsession that will spiral out of control, but of course, this is Lil Wayne we're talking about, his mindset is already warped, and would probably do idiotic, if not harmful things, just for the sake of attention. First, he disrespects Bosh and his wife, then goes to 99 Jamz (who shouldn't have let the roach in the building) to air out a worthless apology to the city of Miami, and LeBron, and now he's stalking him? All this over not getting any dap? As my girlfriend would say "Go play in traffic on the Rickenbacker Causeway!" For homework, I want all you fans to reach out to LeBron on his Twitter account @KingJames, and suggest to him that he should have a restraining order on Lil Wayne. It's just that simple, after all Lil Wayne is banned from NBA games, especially our home games. And if you want to listen to Wayne's sorry excuse of an apology, here's the video in its entirety through this link here. I'm Deron Butler, letting you know that there are no place for whack, untalented, wannabe rappers in the city of Miami.